I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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