garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
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