So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i need an iv and a liver transplant
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
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she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
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THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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