For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I think I am morally bankrupt
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
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