i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Please, let me fuck your mom
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Todays life lesson brought to you by last nights half pitchers of cheap sangria: you'll never get the stain or the SMELL of sangria vomit out of your bedroom carpet.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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