ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
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