im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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