I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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