oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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