haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
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