i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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