I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
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The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
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the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Randomize