Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
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i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
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I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize