If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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