I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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