I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
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At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
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Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
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