so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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