I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Top reasons to NOT leave jessica to her own devices : 1. Drinking becomes a competitive sport ( in which she is the only one competing) 2.big girl words= no worky 3. Whiskey refuses to be a good friend (as much as she insists ). 4. Waking up at six a.m. still in her swim suit is super awkward. 5. It isn't a fun game to figure out which person she gave her number to and 6. Yesterdays eyeliner doesn't look good today.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
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