Do you still have your period?
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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