my grandpa was trying to put butter into the pepsi and i'm like "grandpa what are you doing" and he looks down and goes "well i guess that wouldn't taste good anyway"
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
high people should be assigned attendants
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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