dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
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According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
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Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
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