yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
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What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
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Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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