hell yes lets make some ravioli
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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