but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
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we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
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Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
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