dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
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