My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
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Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
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We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
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