If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
handjob tips. give me some.
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
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It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
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Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
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