addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
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