Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
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Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
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Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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