Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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