yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Mike is offhisass drunk and just sat down next to my sister and said "If you gained 30 pounds and stopped reading poetry, I would be attracted to you. Now, your little sister, attractive, even though she's basically the same person as you- she just pulls it off better because she's 15."
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
I will be naked everywhere
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
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