David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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