super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
I love having hate sex.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
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