Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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