Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
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