If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
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