I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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