Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
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You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
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I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
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