just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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