I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
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