I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
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My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
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that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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