GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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