At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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