if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
He uses pillows to masturbate.
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
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