I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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