well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
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