Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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