I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
It probably doesn't matter because I'm drunk...but I'm sorry for getting you drunk, having you almost lose your place to live, all your friends, permanently lose your liver functions, throwing up on my floor, losing virginity...etc...mostly I'm sorry for making you watch: cabin in the woods.
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