And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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