doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
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I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
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You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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