ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Just met a synchronized swimmer, can you imagine the things she could do in the water
Legs for days
Harpoon that
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
The convent might be a nice break from real life
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
Randomize
