Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
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