yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
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Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
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Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
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