I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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