People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Do you have any cake mix? I kind of need to make a "im sorry i drank all your parents tequila, threw up all over your floor and slept with you boyfriend" cake.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
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Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
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She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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