The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
Is it because I queefed?
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Come share oat with me in your robe
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
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