STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
i think my tv is drunk
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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